It's time to go dancing with our girlfriends again! We’ll be home by 10:30, right? RIGHT???
#3. I NEED MORE TESTS. I will drink a gallon of water, and go get more tests. I need to be sure.
Because there's too much vague bullsh*t out there that doesn't prepare you for what's about to go down.
#6. People who insist that breastfeeding is "so easy" when you are struggling with it deserve a taco karate chop.