Buy it: I Save my Carbs for Wine Tee by Spill the Beans Etc. ($21)
Yep, that’s me. I’ve tried pretty much every diet there is, but Mama’s always got carbs and cals left over for wine at the end of the day. As the shirt says, it’s called priorities.
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Buy it: Mom All Day then Rosé T-Shirt from Jam Threads ($20)
That totally sounds like a plan to me. Rain or shine, the pink drink is always a good idea around here. Everything’s coming up roses!
Buy it: They Whine I Wine Tee from B. Gatsby ($28)
It’s a pretty good plan, right? The more they whine, the more you need your wine. It’s five o’clock somewhere, ladies. Drink up!
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Buy it: Mom Hard Wine Harder Shirt from Moots Clothing ($32)
Like everything in a mom’s life, wine-ing takes dedication. We won’t tell anyone if you put a little extra effort into your Wednesday evening festivities.
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Buy it: Wine is Everything Tee from Tea & Honey Co ($28)
HAHAHA. I mean, how great is this? Let’s be honest: on some days, it feels like a toss-up.
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Buy it: Wine Squad Tank by Little Hooligans Co ($25)
Every mom needs her squad. We won’t judge if this is yours!
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Buy it: Tonight's Forecast Shirt from Nallashop ($14.90)
Rain or shine, it's never a bad time to unwind with a glass of white. Or red. Or Rosé. Or...you get the idea. Chance of you imbibing at the end of a very hectic day? 100%. If only everything in life was this certain.
Buy it: Wine Workout T-Shirt from Everfitte ($29)
If only you could actually build muscles this way! Cute enough to throw on with a pair of jeans to go out with the girls or, ya know, DIRECTLY TO YOUR COUCH. No matter where you're headed, it is time for wine.
Buy it: Wine As a Superpower T-Shirt by SunFrog ($19.96)
Your kids may wear capes all day to fight off bad guys, but I think this superpower is pretty darn impressive. The only thing that would make this cooler is inviting a partner in crime (fighting) over to share in the glory.
Buy it: Start with Coffee T-Shirt by Thug Life ($27.95)
The perfect combination to get through your day… start with coffee and end with wine. And in between, you’ll be hitting up the carpool, the grocery store, and the laundry, so you may as well throw this tee on and have something to look forward to for the wine-down.
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Buy it: Unicorn + Wine T-Shirt by Spreadshirt ($25.49)
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn holding a bottle of wine. That’s totally better, right? This tee is totally “on point.” (See what I did there?)
Buy it: Couch Wine Tasting T-Shirt by Skreened ($31.67)
Forget Napa and Sonoma. The best place to sample a nice vintage is on your couch, watching the Bachelor break another round of hearts. It’s a lot cheaper and less stressful to make your way to the living room than to wine country. We’re arguing it’s just as delicious, too.
Buy it: Wine in Yoga Pants by Activate Apparel ($26.25)
A comfy wine sweatshirt is basically a necessity for every mom’s wardrobe. I’m a total yoga (pants) aficionado myself, and I’ll admit that nothing feels better than winding down in sweats while pouring yourself a nice crisp glass of the good stuff.
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Buy it: Wine Down T-Shirt by Nallashop ($14.90)
It's our favorite time of day. The kids are officially in bed, the dishwasher is fully packed, and for one brief and beautiful moment, your evening is all yours. Yes, ladies, the time has come to, finally, "wine down."
Buy it: Sip Happiness by North2South Designs ($23.50)
I share my food, my car, occasionally my bed, and the other day, unbeknownst to me, my toothbrush. Moms need a little something, even if it's one evening a week, for themselves. We need a little happiness in a bottle to remind us we are still adults, even if we rarely leave the house after 8:00 p.m.
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