The ABCs of Summer Break (& the Lessons They’ll Help You Remember)

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Q is for Quiet, which is no longer a thing for you

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R is for Reading List, which you’ll push your kids to finish in the the 93 hours before school is back in session

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S is for Sunburn
because you’re a failure as a parent

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T is for Teachers who you dream about each evening, those brave, child-wrangling souls, who you would pay $5 million dollars a year if it meant not having to buy your kid’s school supplies in August, or, actually, having to spend time with your kids in August.

 

 

 

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U is for Ultimatums that you don’t plan to follow through on