#5. I don't feel like myself, so I can't be expected to act like myself.
#2. My crotch sweat is out of control.
I am too polite to say this to your face, but when we came for a visit last month you really f*cked up.
To avoid family conflict we agreed to let my in-laws (and others) stay with us, and it was a nightmare.
Just don't do it. Seriously.
You guys, I nearly lose my mind when he says #5.