Weekends, birthday celebrations, vacation days -- there are so many reasons your kids can talk you into hosting a sleepover.
#3. I NEED MORE TESTS. I will drink a gallon of water, and go get more tests. I need to be sure.
Because there's too much vague bullsh*t out there that doesn't prepare you for what's about to go down.
#1. You will always be just a little bit better at hiding gifts than at remembering where you hid them.