#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a pint of raspberries somebody took their frustrations out on.
#3. Oh crap, my flip-flops are too tight. Again.
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#6. The urge to move into a meat locker until you go into labor.
True, I was not up and walking hours after giving birth, but I feel no sense of loss because I had C-Sections.