Which Mom Boobs Do You Have?

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I did not expect to find so many boobs in the produce aisle of my local grocery store. Yet there I was, dashing through to grab the basics in the tiny window of opportunity I had before school pick-up, when I plucked a common vegetable out of a bin and thought, Hey—this feels very familiar.

I don’t know about you, but my boobs have gone through many stages since they first sprouted. But the biggest changes happened from the point when I first became pregnant, and they’ve kept morphing ever since! Whether they were strapped down in a sports bra or feeding one of my kids, they’ve had a mind of their own, changing size, shape, and consistency, but always comparable to some organic thing in the produce aisle. Here are just some of the fruits and veggies you might have discovered in your own bra since becoming a mom, too.

Illustrations by Alex Rivera and Alex Tostado

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