Maine-based writer, Sarah Cottrell is parenting, lifestyle, and humor writer. Her work is regularly featured at Scary Mommy and the Bangor Daily News where she oversees the blog network of more than 169 active bloggers. You can find her funny essays in five anthologies, including I Still Just Want To Pee Alone from the New York Time best-selling series. Connect with her on Facebook to keep up with the fun!
Spoiler alert: He didn't die.