Kim Bongiorno is an author, freelance writer, and the award-winning blogger behind Let Me Start By Saying. She lives in New Jersey with her handsome husband and two charmingly loud kids, who she pretends to listen to while playing on Facebook and Twitter. If she were less tired, she'd totally add something really clever to her bio so you'd never forget this moment. Visit Kim on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
Mother's Day is May 14. Stressed? Don't be. Our wishes for this special day are really very simple.
#2. Do all kids put their genitals on the kitchen table, or are mine just particularly weird?
#3. I NEED MORE TESTS. I will drink a gallon of water, and go get more tests. I need to be sure.
It’s time to pry our atrophied kids off the couch and release them into some delicious fresh air! The problem? They just don’t wanna.