Kim Bongiorno is an author, freelance writer, and the award-winning blogger behind Let Me Start By Saying. She lives in New Jersey with her handsome husband and two charmingly loud kids, who she pretends to listen to while playing on Facebook and Twitter. If she were less tired, she'd totally add something really clever to her bio so you'd never forget this moment. Visit Kim on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
#4. At times you suspect she hates you.
#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a pint of raspberries somebody took their frustrations out on.
It shocks me that you don't even step into my home before trusting me with your beloved smallish human for hours.
#6. The urge to move into a meat locker until you go into labor.
Because the dream never matches the reality, especially when you try something this ambitious.