Harmony Hobbs is a freelance writer who navigates the waters of motherhood without any grace or finesse whatsoever. She began her blog (Modern Mommy Madness) because writing costs zero dollars and therapy costs a lot of dollars, and has continued to self-medicate by writing down all the things that she can't say out loud. Harmony is a fan of coffee, wine, and very sturdy undergarments, and can be found on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.
I finally know how to cut through the bullsh*t. Life is too short to hang out with anyone but my people.
IDGAF if he has to pick them directly from the neighbor's yard, he is not to set foot inside our house on V-Day without a bouquet in hand.
I want my girl to take up space. I want her voice to be heard. I want her to be herself, unapologetically. If people don’t like her as she is, then fu*k them.
I was adrift, and maybe I still am, a little bit. But not everything is out of my control.
Spoiler alert: from now on, I’m leaving it to the pros.
That's right: I drive around in my beat-up minivan, shop the clearance racks, and I'm happy.